Jourdan Zebraa's Audition Take 1
For Stephen Colbert's Last Musical Guest
Hiya Stephen,
The other night when Wanda Sykes was on she thought Pope Leo could be the Last guest,
I thought wow I wish I "Jourdan Zebraa" could be your the last musical guest on your show.
My song I wrote in 2018 and was released on June-6th-2019
after a dream about Trump starting WW3! In the dream, all the hills and mountains west of where we lived in the Palm Springs area were all on fire.
In the dream It was as if China had bombed the whole of LA and southern California, the west coast and everything was on fire.
Wagon Train Party is a song about goodbye to the people you loved if the world was ending! A Tribute to World Peace "The last circle of the wagons for one
last hoe down" The words to the song goes "Can't you hear me sigh when its time for us to say goodbye,
where I have sampled The Andrew Sisters, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy and I Want To Linger I have proper writing credits to use song registered at BMI Music.
and more lyrics of my own "I want to be right where you are, and then be with you when you go there"
cant wait to go with you where ever you go" "goodbye, goodbye He was a Famous Trumpet"
(much like the show ending for no good reason as you sit on top as #1 show)
the song is 3 minutes so I thought we could light a candle for Real World Peace, where we all love each other! Or roll around in my boxers shorts while painting
a giant 8x8 foot canvas, Or Both!
My partner and I both 55 years old share a similar Anniversary date to Evie and Yourself of Aug 22nd 1994 when Michael and I Jourdan Zebraa (Lon) met.
But we always called our anniversary Aug 29 because we had made it though a week. We are both Mega Strangers with Candy fans since 1999
We also feel we are the Real America, We have lived on $900 or less a month each for 32 years. We both have 800+ credit scores and bought and sold 2 houses
and own 5 new cars in our lives.
One time we were buying a car and the salesman said, Lon you have 842 FICO score you must be "the golden child".
In my dream turned to song it speaks of a "Famous Trumpet" I think that is you! A Voice for Everyone!
I said about a week or so before we heard the news of you show ending, I had said to my partner Is Stephen really our last voice we have
to reach inside into peoples homes in middle America about the real truths of the world?
Listen to the song with Evie see what you think! I was the first male cheerleader and my Junior high and grade school in 1982! I'm famously unknown like Banksy was, Lol!
I have 17 paintings next to Banksy's work on The Andy Warhol Museum tumblr and 10 albums on Spotify,Apple and YouTube and such.
33+ years of HIV for me and 35 years for my partner. Someone (a so called friend) outed our HIV status on a video to Beck's Loser on YouTube with our address in 2008,
saying lets go get 'em they are (we)were a drain on society, doxing us with pizza and delivery orders to our front door and we sadly sold our house and
have not been home since!
We were front row extras in the Lady Gaga's movie A Star Is Born. I also got to tell Olivia Newton John I Love her in front of 5000 people once while I was filming her.
I also was painted purple from head to toe once by the local radio station for 2nd row Prince tickets.
And Prince famously stop the show once in Chicago to ask my name and tell me that
we are having a concert here and not a fashion show, and he turned on the house lights and took my film and said take his batteries too because
we all know he has more film and everyone laughed at the Chicago land Theater!
I won 1st Place in the Michael Jackson's BAD Concert Banner contest in St. Louis, Missouri in 1988. I also tried out for Big Brother 4 and Paris Hiltons BFF.
We are currently in a winter rental in Ocean City Maryland until our lease ends on April 30th We were here to wait in the que line to have Michael Late Father's buried at
Arlington National Cemetery,
he was born in D.C., but our date has been push to August 2026 now.
A week in New York would be Grand Fun! My birthday is May 11th and I was hoping Any Sedaris and Evie would be on your last show. Thanks for all of your years of Knowledge!
Can't wait to "Party Like it's 2029"! Think about having us for 3 to 5 mins as a guest!
Love and Hugs to You Both XOXO Jourdan Zebraa A.K.A. -Lon and Michael
P.s. Maybe we could be in the audience for the last show if we can't be the musical guests and enjoy the show.
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Jourdan Zebraa's Wagon Train Party Single
